What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
