I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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