talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Randomize
