I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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