I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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