Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I faked an abortion last night.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
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