I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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