Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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