woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
