Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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