Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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