Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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