I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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