the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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