Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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