could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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