Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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