ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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