no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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