i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
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