3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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