did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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