But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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