Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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