We tried having a conversation with our noses.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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