Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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