Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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