I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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