And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Randomize
