you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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