Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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