Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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