On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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