i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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