took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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