The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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