Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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