so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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