Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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