You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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