Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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