how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
