How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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