why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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