You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
