you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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