Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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