you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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