Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
