dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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