At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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