A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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