She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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