I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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