so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Be still, my beating vagina.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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