the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
PANTIES FOUND
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