who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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